The Davis's

Greetings!  We are the Davis's!  This is what we say whenever new guests enter our home, which is actually, never....  But if they did, this is what we would say... In unison.  We got married in 2006, after "dating" for roughly 5 months.  I knew I loved him the second he spoke and said, "I've read all the Harry Potter books."  He's allll mine ladies..  I moved to Clarksville to be with him in 2007, and married life ensued.  I burnt lots of chicken, and yelled at him for flinging his clothes everywhere, but so much has changed since then.  I am a chicken expert, and he usually puts his clothes away.  We originally had 3 children, all girls, who like to bite us and whine, a lot.  Then 2 years ago, we were blessed with twins.  Boys.  They are nice and don't bite their parents.  Baby, Lizzie, Joey, Po and Otis.  One day, we'll have real pink, chubby babies that smell like poop and throw up, but for now, we're sticking with the furry kinds.  We hate Clarksville and wallow in our self pity as often as possible.  We can't wait to move back to Florida in May 2012 and begin our new lives in Gainesville!  Our plans for the future????

• Decide what we want to go to school for... And stick with our decisions... And learn not to be indecisive...  That should probably come before everything else.
• Invest in sturdy cardboard boxes, since the economy will ensure we'll never get hired.
• Make a kid, or two?  The amount is still undecided.
• Graduate and get jobs as quickly as possible... Nothing funny about that.  It's my life, people!  We can't ACTUALLY live in cardboard boxes!
• Visit Disney often.
• Learn how to make the perfect cupcake (I love baking.. and eating)
• Spend time doing the things we love.. Which will mean spending a lot of time apart, since Matt hates everything I love... Except harry potter... and thong underwear.